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Joke of the Day

"I usually don't pay for sex... ...but sometimes I like to splurge."

"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."

"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."

"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."

"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"My girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face"

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."