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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear there was a sequel to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas where he visits Charlie in his chocolate factory? It's called the Gas Elevator (I know I'm going to hell for this)"

"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"

"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"

"Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?"

"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."

"My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, ""What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?"" I said, ""It's not what it looks like!"""

"Did you hear about the Italian that died? He pasta way"

"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""