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Joke of the Day

"If you're French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!"

"A man goes to a $3 hooker He contracted crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $3, a lobster?"""

"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."

"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."

"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."

"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."

"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal. Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless."