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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"
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"I have a confession about my time at the movies recently... Okay, fine. I'll admit it: I'm bad. I take women to The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and I never Gollum back."
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"""SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP"" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon."
"Cop: Tell me again why you pulled out scissors and gave her bangs. Me: She was flirting with a hot dad that I had my eye on."
"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."
"The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed...... unless it meets Chuck Norris."
"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."