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Joke of the Day
"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."
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"*Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees."
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"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"
"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"
"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""
"Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre."
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."