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Joke of the Day

"Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes."

"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"

"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."

"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."

"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."

"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""

"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"

"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"

"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"