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Joke of the Day

"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""

"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."

"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."

"I started bleeding out of my ear yesterday.... I think I'm on my HEARiod"

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"

"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."

"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"