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Joke of the Day
"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."
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"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"
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"[Boss' office] ""You're late AGAIN."" Drove back for my phone. ""Why do need it at work?"" It's all I do. ""WHAT?"" I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU."
"I saw your mother kicking a can down the street with one shoe. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. ""Naw, found one"""
"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."
"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."
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"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."