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Joke of the Day
"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."
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"There's a highway to hell. There's only a stairway to heaven. So a car ride downhill or an arduous climb up. Anyway, welcome to the baptism."
"My doctor told me that I had Eczema on my elbow... I told him that was pretty redundant. Eggs on my on my elbow? So much for that PhD. I just hope it goes away before they hatch..."
"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."
"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."
"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."