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Joke of the Day

"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"

"Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?"

"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"

"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"

"It's SO ADORABLE when my kid's fish sleeps upside down. Because that's what it's doing. Sleeping upside down. At least until I go to Petco."

"What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs? We abuse"

"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"

"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""

"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"