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Joke of the Day

"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."

"Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font."

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"

"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."

"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."

"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"

"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."