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Joke of the Day

"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."

"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."

"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."

"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."

"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"

"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."