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Joke of the Day
"People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made."
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"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"
"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."
"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS."
"Today my mum told me I wasn't an only child.... Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape."
"*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."
"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"