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Joke of the Day

"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""

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"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"
"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."
"My wife calls me a ""five times a night"" man I've always had a weak bladder"
"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."
"What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology."
"Typical mexico..."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck*"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""