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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"
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"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."
"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""
"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."
"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."
"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"
"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"
"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue"
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."