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Joke of the Day

"Eating some turkey? Put gravy on it. Mashed potatoes dry? Try gravy. Headache? Shot of gravy. Depressed? More gravy. Lost a limb? Gra"

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."

"Where was the toothbrush invented? Alabama. Anywhere else it would have been called a *teeth*brush"

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetry disappeared."

"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."

"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"

"Charlie Sheen #thinning"

"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."