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Joke of the Day
"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."
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"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"
"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered."
"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."
"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."
"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."