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Joke of the Day
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
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"Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)"
"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"
"Does any one need work. Working with tulips? Putting your tulips on these nuts."
"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"
"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"A friend is like a car I dont have one"