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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."
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"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field."
"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."
"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."
"I got a flyer in the mail that said ""Get into a new car no questions asked!"" Bullshit... my neighbor still asked WTF I was doing in his BMW."
"what do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains..."
"[accidentally makes eye contact with someone] Oh my God, I am so sorry. Are you OK?"
"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."
"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"