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Joke of the Day

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."

"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"

"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."

"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."

"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."