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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."
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"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."
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"I can't take anymore of this 50 Shades of Grey promo. It's still your basic Cinderella story. Now she just has a ball gag."
"When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?!? Now I would date him for the prescriptions."
"Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR"
"Do you know what that white shit in bird shit is Shit..."
"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."