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Joke of the Day
"The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist."
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"Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?"
"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"
"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."
"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."