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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"
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"I've never actually been caught smoking weed. But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes."
"What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs."
"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""
"After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed? You go to 9gag."
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"
"There really isn't a good way to tell your boss you hate him and want him eaten by hyenas."
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."
"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""
"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"