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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"
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"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."
"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."
"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."
"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."
"Let's put a little smile on that face..."
"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."