106481
Joke of the Day
"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"
Next Joke
"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"
"My wife told me she wanted kinky sex... So I gave her the ghomeshi"
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."
"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"
"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"
"So a Korean ferry capsized with over 280 people lost overboard. Not entirely a waste. Now we have 280 extra divers looking for flight MH370."
"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."