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Joke of the Day

"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."

"Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11!"

"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"

"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."

"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."

"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."