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Joke of the Day
"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."
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"Chicks... ...they only get laid once."
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"
"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"
"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."
"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."
"Ugh, I just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy."
"[mastercard commercial] ""there are some things that money can't buy"" politician: i don't get it"
"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"