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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
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"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"
"Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie."
"CALIFORNIA Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."
"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."
"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"
"""Hello darkness my old friend..."" Darkness: ""I have a boyfriend..."""
"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."
"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."