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Joke of the Day
"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."
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"Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval."
"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""
"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."
"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life. She sounds like a cold bitch."
"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"