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Joke of the Day

"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"

"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"

"The key to a great tweet is attention to detale."

"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."

"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."

"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"

"Who doesn't like a hot date? A necrophiliac."

"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""

"How soon is it going to be before school spelling tests only requires getting the first three letters correct until google does the rest."

"My close friend lost much of his life savings due to his Galaxy S5 Fingerprint Scanner being hacked and when he told me the story it brought me to tears. I guess you could say it was pretty touching."