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Joke of the Day
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."
"i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult"
"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."
"I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing Serves him right"
"According to my cousin's diploma, he graduated from an ""Institute of Fine Farts"" because I just made an adjustment to it with a sharpie."
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
"What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment."
"Why cant Helen Keller drive? She's a woman"