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Joke of the Day

"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"

"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow."

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."

"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"

"I've just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. ""Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?"" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!"

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"