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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"
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"When does 1+1=3? ..... When you don't use a condom."
"[at a bar] ""I'm meeting my friend Dan"" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK"
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."
"This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS."
"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."
"Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."