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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"""Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that's going to last the entire car ride."" - The worst people alive"

"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"

"Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck..."

"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer."