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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. ""Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?"" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!"

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal."

"What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler."

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look."

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."

"How did Hitler check the price of his clothes? He looked at the Reichstag."