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Joke of the Day
"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"
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"If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?"
"Confusious say, when one man fishes in another man's well... ...he is likely to catch crabs."
"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""
"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."
"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."
"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"My current girlfriend is very similar to my last one... For instance, neither of them exist."