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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"
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"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking."
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping."
"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"
"A duck walks into a CVS... The duck walks up to the counter and says, ""I'd like to buy some chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Will that be cash or charge?"" The duck says, ""I'll just put it on my bill."""
"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."
"BIRDMAN Little girl: ""Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"" Mother: ""Because he thinks he's a chicken."" Little girl: ""Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"" Mother: ""We need the eggs."""