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Joke of the Day
"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."
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"*at a loud house party* Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER"
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"
"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."
"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."
"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."