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Joke of the Day

"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."

"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."

"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."

"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"Be careful, newbies. Twitter changes you. I used to be Puerto Rican, now I'm Irish."

"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives Badum tsh"

"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."