107920
Joke of the Day
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
Next Joke
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"
"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."
"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."
"My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!"
"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"
"Since when did remembering names become such a thing? I think I offended dog face girl, again."
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."