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Joke of the Day

"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."

"Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists."

"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."

"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y."

"The bible is 100% accurate when thrown from close range."

"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth."

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**"