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Joke of the Day

"*at a loud house party* Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER"

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."

"The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away. Someone just sent me the link!!!!"

"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"

"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck."

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."

"Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07"

"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""