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Joke of the Day

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."

"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""

"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"

"Trying to make a collage for my preschooler's art project using magazine cut-outs, but I keep ending up with ransom notes."

"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."