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Joke of the Day

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."

"How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?"

"What is a pirates favourite material? Yarrrn"

"What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius."

"I read the instruction manual for my new watch It was about time"

"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""

"Olive Garden waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives."

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."