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Joke of the Day

"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook? ""I just booked a cook for cooking the books."""

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out"

"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"

"boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!"

"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."

"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"

"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."