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Joke of the Day

"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"

"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"

"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."

"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""

"The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told it, ""You'll never amount to anything!"""

"How do you call an unlocked phone ? Married and virgin."

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"