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Joke of the Day

"What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook? ""I just booked a cook for cooking the books."""

"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."

"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."

"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."

"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"

"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."

"What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."

"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""