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Joke of the Day
"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
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"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."
"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"
"Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them."
"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"
"Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting."
"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"
"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."