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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."
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"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."
"Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere"
"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"
"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"
"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes by a donkey."
"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"