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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."
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"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."
"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."
"What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."
"Nuns really stick to the rules. They have quite the habit."
"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."
"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."