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Joke of the Day

"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."

"Marriage If I answer a question and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?"

"Fathers day... ...the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have. He has three, a Left ear, right ear... and a final front ear."

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."

"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"