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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out"
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"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"
"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."
"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
"My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans."
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you. Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time."