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Joke of the Day

"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"

"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."

"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"

"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"

"2 flies are sitting on a piece of poop, one cuts a fart; what did the other one say? Hey come on, I'm eating here!"

"How did Godzilla escape the trains? He threw them off their tracks."

"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."